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The Same Old Song and Dance

Once again, I find that I’m at the very end of the month and I’ve realized that I’m a couple of blog entries short of hitting the ten entry mark. Specifically, I’m eight entries short. This is not good. I don’t want to go into October with that level of failure hanging over me, right when I’m about to try and write a blog entry a day.

So, like in days of yore, I will overcompensate for the lack of entries over the past month. I will do ten entries and I will do them all over the course of this single day!

Yes, at this moment, I wish that I had started this earlier in the morning like I had planned. And yes, I wish I hadn’t been so lazy with the writing this month. But, on the other hand, I apparently enjoy tormenting myself.

So let’s get this party started!

I’m going to hate this blog by the end of the day.

-D-

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Distraction

I have this blog entry to write. I also have a story to write. And a review. I should also be editing my second book.

But

Instead I ended up watching X-Men: First Class. And looking at cute cat pictures on CuteOverload. And playing tower defense games.

I’ve never been good at avoiding distractions. Instead, I run toward them, my arms outstretched, ready and willing to avoid any work that I might have to do.

If it’s productive, then I want nothing to do with it. It doesn’t matter if I enjoy doing it. If I should be doing it, then I run in the opposite direction.

It’s a frustrating problem to have. It requires a great deal of willpower to beat it and since the rewards are so often long term, there’s not that short-term burst of joy that I get from, say, completing a particularly difficult level of Bloons.

There’s no real point to this entry. I just wanted the whole lot of you to know how hard it was to write this entry tonight. Especially when I could be playing Bloons.

Dylan Charles

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Time Is Not On My Side

I did a test once to see how I experienced time. It was simple. I started the timer and then stopped it when I thought a minute had passed. I wasn’t allowed to count the seconds, I just stopped the timer when it felt like the right time.

When I took the test, I slammed the button after only thirty seconds.

This is how its always been for me. Time crawls. Whether I’m watching a movie or at work, I’m incredibly aware of each minute ticking slowly by. It’s made me notoriously bad at telling how long an event takes. I’ve coined the term “Dylan minutes” to let Emily know that I have no idea how much real time has passed, only that it felt like ten minutes to me.

Naturally, I’ve decided that this must mean that I have some sort of Matrixesque superpower. After all, time is moving at half -speed for me compared to the rest of you. That means I should be able to get twice as many things done in the same amount of time, making me twice as productive as a normal person.

Unfortunately, that doesn’t seem to be the case. Instead, I have the miraculous ability to dawdle more than the average human being. So if ever you have puttering that needs being done, I’m your guy.

Also, did you know that I have a book? Tell your friends. Post it on your blog. Post it to Facebook. Spread the word!

Dylan Charles

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The Productivity Button

I’m the kind of person who has a huge amount of trouble getting started. I’ll spend hours on the computer and it’s only as the sun sets that I’ll start working on a story. Once I get started, I can churn out two thousand words without breaking a sweat. It’s just that hump I have to get over to start working.

Today, I resorted to drastic measures; I used Freedom. It’s a wonderful program that turns off your internet and won’t let you turn it back on without going through the trouble of restarting your computer. Usually I set it for two hours and manage to get a blog entry (or two) out of it.

This time, I shut off the internet for three hours. By removing the biggest obstacle to my unproductivity, I actually started to get things done. I’ve got a new story going and I wrote this blog entry that you’re reading. I just wished that I had the ability to do that without putting a kibosh on the internet. I wish I had the innate ability to say, “I’m going to do some work now” and then bam, I’d be doing work.

At the very least, I’m glad a workaround exists, otherwise I’d never do anything of note and I’d just spend my days getting drooly and vacant-eyed as I stare at my computer screen. Does anyone out in the ether have any suggestions for getting work done?

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The Month of May

Since I’ve got some free time, I think we’re long passed due for an update with bulletpoints. Are you ready for the bulletpoints?

  1. I don’t know what exactly is wrong with me, but the more free time I have, the less likely I am to get anything done. Case in point: I had ten days off from work and instead of writing or editing or anything useful, I ended up playing Angry Birds and watching Doctor Who reruns. It seems the best way to keep me writing is to keep me in retail. This is mildly depressing but at least I’m writing again.
  2. I’ve been tinkering with a story that I really like and after I’m done, I’m thinking about throwing it into the Kindle marketplace for 99 cents and seeing if anyone (besides my mom) bites. I don’t know if people would be willing to pay almost a dollar for just one short story, but, worst case scenario, no one buys it, my self-esteem takes a crushing blow and I end up never writing again.
  3. The End of the World starts today, but I haven’t noticed anything different. I’m a little let down honestly. Every time the end is predicted, my hopes are raised, only to be dashed upon the rocks of despair. You let me down Harold Camping. You let us all down.
  4. Stay tuned for more movie reviews! Soon. Really. Promise.
That’s enough of an update.
Dylan Charles

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An Ode to Lazy

There used to be a time when I would wake up at three in the afternoon, loaf around for an hour, write part of a blog entry, watch a couple of bad movies and then call it a day. And what glorious days they were: unemployed, lacking ambition and entirely incapable of getting even the smallest tasks done.

And now look at me: I get up no later than 7am, even on days when I’m not working. I do chores (occasionally) voluntarily. I write, if not every day, then  every other day. And not just fiction either, but I’ve also started taking my blog more seriously. I run errands. I’m maintaining (mostly) a regular exercise schedule. I’m gettin shit done, by golly.

The problem is that, now, if I don’t spend my days off trying to get as much done as humanly possible, I feel awful. I feel really awful. Yesterday, I made a loaf of bread (with a machine), filed my taxes, ran most of a mile, wrote 1500 words and a blog entry. That’s it. I feel ashamed. I feel really, really bad about the two hours I spent on video games. I should have done more. I’m actually gad I’m going to work today, if only because that means I’ll be getting things done.

When did I lose the ability to be lazy guiltfree? It gnaws at me now; all those unfinished tasks, the unfulfilled potential of that now lost Monday. In order to get back to the way it was, I’m going to have to institute a strict laziness schedule. Between the end of my shift and bedtime, I’ll need to take at least three naps.

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get back to the way I was. But, with a lot of work, I think I can get back to being pretty damn lazy.

Wish me luck.

Dylan Charles

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Freedom

I have a problem with trying to keep to schedules. This problem stems from the fact that I have the attention span of a particularly hyperactive hummingbird.

I’ll start writing something and then, five minutes later, I’ve moved onto checking on my webcomics. Or looking through Facebook. Or refreshing my email.

As you may have noticed, a lot of these distractions are all on the Internet. Clearly, the Internet is a source of pure, undiluted evil: hellbent on keeping me from getting anything done.

I’ve tried a wide variety solutions to this problem. I’ve turned off my wifi (back on a few seconds later). I’ve tried working in different environments (doesn’t help if there’s still internet). I’ve tried just plain, old fashioned willpower (I don’t have any).

But now I’ve found something that actually seems to be helping. It’s called Freedom and it’s a program that kills the internet. Not all internet everywhere, that would be a bit extreme, but the internet on my computer. I set a time, my internet goes down, once the time is up, my internet comes back on.

If I tried to ctrl-alt-delete Freedom, my internet is still off. The only way to undo the block is to restart, which is almost more trouble than it’s worth. Which is what they’re counting on, I assume.

I wrote the last entry under the brutal regime of Freedom and I got it done in record time. This blog entry is also being written sans-internet.

And it is strangely freeing. I don’t feel the need to check any of the dozen websites I usually do. I’m just writing and focusing on what I’m writing. Getting shit done.

And that’s a nice feeling.

After my free trial is up, I think I’m going to actually get this program. If only so I’ll stop playing those damn Facebook games so much.

Dylan Charles

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