Monthly Archives: June 2012

Horror on a Budget

I talk a lot about horror as an art form. I rail against poorly made horror movies and I talk endlessly about what horror needs to do as a genre in order to regain its ability to actually frighten people.

All of that doesn’t change the fact that I really like shitty horror movies.

I don’t know why. I’ve tried to think of reasons for it; explanations for my love of truly awful movies.

They’re…comforting, intrinsically. You know what they’re going to do and how they’re going to do it. I know their ins and outs and I know what their plot is before they do. They make me laugh, though they don’t mean to. And sometimes, very rarely, they actually have the power to shock me.

It’s because they’re not bound by any rules or standards. Characters appear and disappear for no reason. And terrible, truly terrible things will happen, in all senses of the word, because the filmmakers are completely and utterly unbound by any concept of what should or shouldn’t be in a movie.

And that, in and of itself, is extremely refreshing.

It doesn’t change the fact that these movies are shockingly bad and inexcusably awful, but it at least gives me a way to defend my love for them all.

-D-

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Modifications

I’ve been considering adding features and things to the blog. As it is, it’s not very structured. Once or twice a week, I’ll update with a random entry. People read it, love it and that’s it.

But I’m thinking about adding in regularly scheduled entries: movie reviews, reviews of any kind, thoughts on pop culture, thoughts on horror, some kind of column that you know will be up every Friday.

At the very least, I’m looking to have a more structured update schedule. Three times a week, say, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, starting next week.

And then we can see how that goes.

-D-

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A Long Walk

I used to go on long walks; walks with no purpose or destination they were just walks that went on for as long as I could stand it and then I’d turn around and go back home.

For some reason, I haven’t been doing that so much lately, which is a shame seeing as how I’m still not very familiar with the area. Today, I went for a long walk.

I walked down Arlington and down Faneuil and along Washington until I ran into the Mass Pike.

I saw a Pentecostal Church, preacher’s words muffled behind concrete walls, but I could still hear God being praised.

I saw flowers, in the shape of starburst puffs, dark, deep purple.

I saw old houses, paint faded and cracked and high rounded towers and gates, fresh painted black.

I saw strange trees alive with bees and small white flowers.

I walked and I saw and I thought and I continued to walk and I wouldn’t have stopped except for that rushing river of cars cutting me off.

-D-

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Paring It Down

For most people, editing is about excising. You trim out all of those unnecessary words and details and phrases and commas. You said too much. You described too much. You gave him too much to say. Stephen King even comes up with a basic formula for editing your story that goes as follows:

First Draft – Ten Percent= Second Draft

It’s one of the more difficult challenges for most writers because you have to determine what’s actually crap and what’s actually good, what actually helps the story and what hurts it. Even if that paragraph is utterly brilliant in terms of language and artistry and characterization, it’s unnecessary. And that’s the key word: unnecessary. Pare it down, clip it out, get rid of it, especially it doesn’t help the story go forward.

I don’t have that problem so much. Yes, I do clip out my fair share of badly used and superfluous words, but, for the most part, that’s not my problem. My problem is my first draft is always anemic and pared down already to the point that the story is skeletal. I’m an impatient reader and viewer and I’ll rail against authors who spend their sweet time getting where I want to be going. And when I write, I do the same thing. Why show this? The reader understands! Why show that? The reader can figure it out.

My murder mystery looks like the following: The body is found. The detective looks at the body. Ah-ha! He says. He captures the killer. Fin

I ignore little things, insignificant things like: personalizing the victim, describing the investigation, adding in a second murder to really kick it up a notch. I know the tropes and the cliches and the tools and the frameworks; I just choose not to utilize any of them because I want to go from A to B in the fewest number of steps.

So my editing process ends up being the exact opposite of Mr. King’s advice. I fatten. I add. I write more pages and boost the word count way up and flesh it out and grow it out. It’s the process of adding flesh to a skeleton. For me and for writers like me, it’s more:

First Draft + Twenty Percent = Second Draft

What about you? How does editing work for you? What do you have to do after completing that first draft?

-D-

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An Exercise

It’s hot and  sticky. There’s a storm, all around and the pulse of thunder pushes through the world in regular intervals. The rain adds more heaviness to the air, making for a curtain of thick, viscous humidity as I walk through the apartment.

I have a bottle of wine that’s old and the wine has lost its sweetness. A bitter sour taste has begun to creep around the edges and there’s an acidic bite that wasn’t there a few days ago. But it’s cold and it burns and it does the job that I need it to do.

Old blues pipes through in a shrill tinny way through the speakers and I can hear Robert Johnson and Lead Belly howl through a filter of age and dust and scratches and I can hear the mellow tang of sadness and joy blending on the strings of an acoustic guitar.

The wine sits in a burning hole in my gut.

It’s time to write.

-D-

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I Heard the Thunder Clappin’

I’ve never liked mottos. They’re basically a bumper sticker slogan that someone has decided personifies their personal beliefs in a single, snappy sentence. It’s always asinine and cliched and reeks of pseudo-wisdom. Or it’s “ironic” or an old family motto that no longer makes sense in a modern context. Or it is clever, but really, is someone else’s clever catch-phrase how you want to define yourself?

But then I had a brilliant realization. A catch-phrase makes for a terrible motto, but a SONG, that has depth and breadth to it. It’s more than just a witty phrase. And it can actually sum up an aspect of your personality because it lacks the brevity of a slogan. It can encompass an aspect of your life without having to leave anything out.

I, of course, chose the song, “Roll with the Changes”. It makes sense for me now. It has awesome guitars and a choir. It kicks your motto’s ass.

Listen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGgLPriZUSA

I WAS tired of that same old story. I was ready to make the break that I was on the brink of.  And when I was ready, I rolled with the changes. And I think that’s a good motto for my life for now. I’ve got to roll with the changes, keep on rollin’.

-D-

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Movie Review: Prometheus

When I was younger, I was absolutely obsessed with the Aliens movies. Well, correction: I was obsessed with Alien and Aliens. The other two movies were of such questionable quality that I’d rather pretend that they never happened.

It was one of the first bits of horror I watched growing up and it had a deep and affecting impact on what I consider scary. The alien in these movies is not something to be reasoned with. It’s not evil. It’s just a very well-designed killing machine; incapable of remorse or mercy. It has no back-story, no motivation, no explanation; it does what it does and the protagonist has no recourse but to simply deal with it. It’s shadowy and elusive and brutal.

So when I heard about Prometheus, Ridley Scott’s prequel to Alien, I was concerned. The Alien creature lost a lot of its mystique because of mindless and pointless repetition. The boogeyman is not scary when it’s dragged into the light, kicking and screaming. In the latter sequels, the Alien is put onto the dissection table and pointlessly and needlessly over-analyzed. There was no more fear; it just became a part of pop culture, something that used to scare us.

And now, Scott was once again returning to the well. Except, instead of revisiting the alien and telling that same damn story all over again with a pointless origin story, he showed another aspect to the story. Instead of a direct prequel, he created a story that took place in the same universe and, while it does shed some light on the story in Alien, it is not directly about those later movies.

And in some ways, this is the best kind of prequel. It’s not like the Star Wars prequels, where Lucas shoehorns in pointless contrivances just to work in familiar characters and uses needless and tedious exposition to elaborate on parts of the back story that no-one cares about. Scott attempts to tell a new story that just happens to take place in the Alien universe. By the time it was over, I had re-examined the events in Alien and re-contextualized them, but in a way that didn’t cheapen or lessen the fear or impact of that movie.

Even better, he avoids explaining everything fully. By the time the movie is done, you’re still left wondering and that, I believe, is for the best. For horror, it’s always better if the audience is guessing at the end, at least just a little bit. There should be an element of doubt and curiosity. It is the unknown that people, in general, fear the most. And by leaving questions unanswered at the end of Prometheus, Scott has left a lot unknown. He fleshes out the universe without taking anything away from the fear and the unknown terrors of the original movie.

And so while Prometheus is not a great movie, it is a great prequel. It has its problems and its “the hell?” moments, but it doesn’t detract from its predecessors.

If you’re a fan of the series, check it out.

-D

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I Want to Go to There

This is Mars:

Stolen from NASA

Ever since I was little, I’ve wanted to go into space. Most of the science fiction I grew up with was all about how awesome it is to explore space. I read space books and I watched the Star Trek and I fed my imagination on final frontiers and strange new worlds.

I’m less interested in the physics and the engineering behind it all. I’m more interested in exploration, discovery, experiencing something new. Because HERE there may, in fact, be dragons. We know so little about what Mars holds. Hell, we’re still surprised by things that we find on Earth.

There’s a venture that’s taking shape now called Mars One. They’re planning on having a viable, human settlement on Mars by 2023, which is only eleven years away. The reason why they feel confident about that timeline is because they’ve made no allowance for a return trip. Their idea is that the first trip to Mars is a one way trip. You go and you will never come home.

They plan on sending four people to Mars to start and then more people every few years to build up the settlement’s population. Rovers and supply shipments will get the base ready for them before anyone arrives planetside. The plan is to ensure that the colony will be as independent from the Earth as possible, so they’ll be sent equipment to make use of their surrounding environment. Which, if I forgot to mention, is MARS.

If they, for some reason, came to me tomorrow and said, “Do you want a one-way ticket to Mars?” I would seriously consider it. I wouldn’t do it. I think. But I would be severely tempted.

So just a heads up Mars One. If you need an astronaut, I’d be your willing, but unable guy.

-D-

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Illuminating Blogger Award Nomination

I have been nominated for a blogging award called the Illuminating Blogger Award by the Food Stories blog.

For those just stopping by to see my now-award-winning blog, I  generally write about horror, writingpop culture and living in Boston. I also shamelessly plug my book any time I think someone new is reading.

I hope that I continue to write entries like the one that earned me the nomination and I hope ya’ll continue to enjoy reading my blog.

-D-

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Waking Up

For the last two or three months, I feel like I’ve been aimlessly drifting. Writing has fallen by the wayside. Exploring has fallen by the wayside. When I’m not working, I’m in the apartment, getting nothing of note done. Simple, slow patterns of doing and thinking nothing. It’s the listless boring existence that quietly extinguishes creative sparks and nullifies all drive to do something, anything, that taxes my brain.

I just come home, have a beer and go to sleep. Wake up, go to work, come home, have a beer, go to sleep. On and on and on and on. Day off? Wake up have a beer, watch a movie, surf the web, oops, it’s night, time to sleep.

I don’t exert myself, physically or mentally. I don’t go out of my way to try anything new. A large part of that is work draining every last bit of my energy, couple with my natural disinclination to get off my ass and get things done. Each thing on its own is damning, but combined, I’m just…floating.

Today, I realized that this needs to change. That there are more important things than this job and that I need to back the fuck off before I get even more zombified. Yesterday’s blogathon was refreshing and stretched muscles that I’d forgotten that I had. It’s time to get back to work. To wake up and start caring about what matters.

-D-

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